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Funny Badminton Birthday Card - Personalised Funny Badminton Card For Match Stats Obsessed Player

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Funny Badminton Birthday Card - Personalised Funny Badminton Card For Match Stats Obsessed Player

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Welcome and thanks for visiting Hoof’s Card Emporium, our online card shop. Here you’ll find our full range of funny birthday cards and greeting cards for many other occasions. Every card is personalised, handmade to order, and posted within one working day.

All of our designs are based on our own humorous (some might say quirky) ideas. Any card you buy from us will always be an original Hoof’s Card Emporium creation. By shopping with us, you’re supporting a small UK‑based greeting card designer and maker.

Thank you very much for looking — we hope you find something you like.

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